Treatment 268 – The Night Strangler

tumblr_nd8gunTYeF1u0hbawo1_500This is it–the thrilling conclusion of Schlock Treatment! For this momentous occasion, we’re all gathered together one last time, armed with our every callback, to search for…

The Night Strangler!

Marc Googles monster truck drivers (also named Marc McDonald!)!

Kirk starts a controversial Tide campaign!

Matt finds one final pronunciation to needle Marc over!

Doug launches our final balloon!

Next week: Nothing! We’re done. Our thanks to all who listened to this podcast, shared it, and wrote to us about how it has affected you and your lives. You guys are the absolute best.


Marc, Doug, Kirk and Matt

Treatment 267 – Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

thunderdome3And now, back to our regularly scheduled countdown to the end of days. We welcome back, for one last appearance, podcast favorite Abby Denson! Speaking of the end, we wander into the pocky-lips this week as we venture to…

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome!

Abby discusses amorous amusement park ride preferences (perv guest of 2016)!

Matt relives the horror’s of the electrified cage match!

Doug blows Mel Gibson’s master (blaster) plan wide open!

Next week: The boys are back together! Marc and Kirk come back for the big finale, Kolchak in The Night Strangler!

Treatment 266 – Gigli


The great lost episode comes around after all, as we welcome Jessica Cole to the podcast! She forces us to tackle one of the all-time horror shows of cinema, the legendary pile that is…


Doug determines which names are no longer relevant!

Jessica comes loaded with director Martin Brest trivia!

We clearly needed a few drinks to even record talking about this, and go to great lengths to talk about pretty much anything but Gigli (rhymes with ‘really’)!

Next week: We welcome back, for one final appearance, Abby Denson to wander into the wasteland of Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome!

Treatment 265 – The Guest

14JPSTEVEN3-articleLargeThe countdown to the end was interrupted, but now it’s back on! Gigli will happen soon, but we soldiered on this week with a favorite podcast guest, who has ironically chosen to cover…

The Guest!

Matt and Maggie confuse Doug with reality TV talk!

Maggie and Doug confuse Matt with Downton Abbey talk!

Doug and Matt confuse Maggie with Balloonman talk!

Next week: We’ll give this Gigli bullshit another try!

Treatment 264 – Kenny Rogers as The Gambler;actually_34;_like...Ground control, we’ve returned from orbit! We’ve woken up to a strange new world like Planet of the Apes, though! This is also a backwards, mixed up madhouse ruled by…

Kenny Rogers as The Gambler!

Matt and Doug go all in with an earth-shattering bomb!

Matt folds ’em on his new version of “The Gambler!”

Doug doubles down on ballooning!

Next week: We have a new special guest, Jessica Cole, to honorĀ BvS when we cover Gigli!

Treatment 263 – Moonraker


Space month concludes this week with its only actual entry. Amazingly, we’re also covering our very first James Bond picture. We’re jetting to the inky blackness of the cosmos in a…


Matt and Doug recreate the lost mailbag!

Doug reinvents the movie novelization!

Matt finds the heart and soul of the Moonraker!

Next week: We’re getting about as far from sci-fi as possible, when we travel back to the Old West for Kenny Rogers’s classic, The Gambler!