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Treatment 150 – Godzilla’s Revenge

GodzillaRWe’re back for installment number two of our Thanks, But NO Thanks series (going on all November). It’s Kirk‘s turn, and being the fine, upstanding citizen he is, he noticed a deficiency and corrected for it. He picked our first Godzilla film!!

Godzilla’s Revenge

It’s the story of a small boy, who fantasizes about monsters to escape the drudgery of post-war Japan! It’s too boring being kidnapped by bank-robbers, bullied at school, and living next-door to a whacky toymaker!! Time to go to sleep and dream of rubber monsters and their goofy kids!

CRASH… into Kirk, when he reveals the his fondness for characters who do the weirdest stuff!!!

SLAM… a stack of fun, when Doug and Matt bring the miner impressions yet again, but this time out of spite!!!

HEAD BUTT…. the rock volleyed at you by the giant lobster of despair, when Marc rolls out his catchphrase and gets big laughs!!!

As always, find Godzilla’s Revenge on Netflix Instant, should you be so inclined. It’s available there, current to the posting of this episode. Also, be sure to head over to iTunes and write a review for us! We would love to hear your 5-star words of praise! Also, be sure to subscribe, because next week’s episode is a doozy!

Next Treatment: Marc steps up to the plate and pitches the horrifying schlock classic ROAD HOUSE! It’s Swayzelicious!

Treatment 114 – Phantoms

McDonaldsThis week’s show is full of posturing, name-calling, tension, anger, and drama!!

Oh, and we also cover a movie about a giant slime monster made of oil.

Phantoms

This one features the wonderful Peter O’Toole, and the slightly less wonderful Ben Affleck. Oh, forget it. What’s the point? I never wanted to be a podcaster anyway. I wanted to be….a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. With my best girl by my side! The Larch! The Pine! The Mighty Sequoia!

GASP… as Doug makes his triumphant return!!

GAWK…as Marc storms off the set to go sulk in his trailer!!!

GRIN….as Kirk, Matt, and Doug continue without him….somewhat haltingly!!!

Will everyone make up in the end? Will there be another episode? Did you watch Phantoms on Netflix? It’s available to watch streaming, if you want. Did you go to iTunes and rate the podcast? If not, maybe wait for another episode before doing that… This might not be the best example of the show.

Next Week: We might not be back, but if we do come back we’ll be talking about Solarbabies!!! (Jaime Gertzburger.)

Treatment 46 -Creepshow

Welcome to Schlocktober, everyone! You spoke and we listened. Today, on our 1 year anniversary, we start our coverage of the listener chosen horror films from our Schlocktober Poll! The first film, is the 3rd place winner!

Creepshow

It’s a star-studded, goofball, schlock horror film in the tradition of old horror comics. It’s also our first anthology film! Yep, it’s got a zombie father segment, an alien plant segment, a murder by drowning segment, a monster in a crate segment, and a creepy cockroach segment. We cover them all one-by-one, and almost manage to avoid fighting with each other in the process!

THRILL… as Matt expresses his wish for the death of Adrienne Barbeau…because of her hair!!!

SCREAM… with frustration as the guys endlessly debate what’s required for something to be funny!!!

WONDER… at the amazing guest appearance by Doug‘s grumbling stomach at minute 55!!

As usual, Creepshow is streaming on Netflix Instant. You can also stream it for free if you have an Amazon Prime account! Find it on Amazon through our store. We also dropped the soundtrack and the DVD into the store, if you’re interested. So go check it out, and then join us on the podcast for this week’s episode!

Next Week: We continue our Schlocktober horror extravaganza with Evil Dead, starring Bruce Campbell! We’re also joined by Jon Cross, of The After Movie Diner podcast!