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Treatment 191 – Magnum P.I. and Miami Vice


rickclownWelcome to the thrilling conclusion of Summer Reruns 2014, listener! This week we take you on a death-defying rollercoaster ride into the the revolting belly of the underworld of detective dramas…

Magnum P.I. and Miami Vice!

Our fearless crimefighters take down the seedy element as…

Kirk comes to the rescue when he transforms into Arkscream!

Doug ’s Ice-T joins SZU to keep animals off the DL!

Matt-gum P.I. sleuths the origins of Higgins!

Next week: We’re back to proper cinema with the ongoing final battle in the undying (but not a vampire) Highlander series, Highlander 3: The Sorcerer: The Final Dimension: The Too Many Subtitles!

Treatment 80 – Surviving the Game

Don’t worry, gentle listener, your wait is finally over! Yes, our own Matt Ringler makes his triumphant return to the podcast, in this episode. And, of course, we hit the ground running falling right back into our old bickering and fighting ways!

Actually, once we get to the movie, this one gets pretty entertaining. More than likely, this is because of our choice for this week’s film.

Surviving the Game

This classic Ice-T, Rutger Hauer, and Gary Busey bonanza means a film full of crazy! There’s hobo fights, dog mutilation, heads in jars, crazy recountings of fights with dogs, and drive-by tree shootings! It’s got everything!

GIVE UP… as the guys get a slow start and talk about mail, Samuel L. Jackson, Will Smith, and Eminem!!!

FIGHT BACK… as Doug busts out a killer Ice-T impression that leaves the guys gasping for air!!!

JUMP IN THE SECOND PLANE… of laughter, as Matt and Kirk sing a lovely duet!!!

As usual, you can find Surviving the Game on Netflix to watch instantly. You can also rent it or buy the DVD from Amazon via our store! Then head over to iTunes and write a review for the podcast!

Next Week: We hit Jean-Claude Van Damme as hard as we can by covering The Quest!!!

Treatment 18- Leprechaun 5: In the Hood

Ice-T and his Afro of Plenty

St. Patty’s Day approaches, so in honor of all the “Irish” people throughout the world (even those who are only Irish on St Patrick’s Day) we thought we should cover something appropriate. And what does a podcast called “Schlock Treatment” consider appropriate?

Leprechaun 5: Leprechaun in the Hood

We mostly hated this film, and we expound at length as to exactly why in this week’s treatment. Kirk, of course, likes this movie. He’s a bit weird. As usual, you can find it on Netflix, and there’s a link to it in our store.

GO FROM BEMUSED TO WEIRDED-OUT… as Kirk does his best rhyming Leprechaun impression!!!

GO FROM IMPRESSED TO SADDENED… as Matt reveals his knowledge of the streets…and Home Alone!!!

BE TOTALLY AMBIVALENT… as Doug and Marc bicker like old ladies about who said what thing first!!!

All that and more on this week’s Schlock Treatment! Subscribe to the podcast today!