As a special Halloween treat, were releasing this week’s treatment a bit early to coincide with everyone’s favorite holiday for horror films and tasty treats! We hope you took the time to watch this week’s film, Dracula A.D. 1972! Despite it’s slightly less “schlocky” reality, as compared with our wild imaginings of discoing Dracula, we still manage to pick it apart to find lots of less-than-stellar moments.
DELIGHT…as we fawn over the greatness of Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing!!
TREMBLE…at the thought of death by shower/bath combo!!
HEAVE…as you try to eat as much candy as Marc does in the course of this Treatment!!
So, grab your pillowcase full of goodies, turn down the lights, draw a pentagram on the floor, and start your reel-to-reel playing scary satanic rite music. It’s time for this week’s Schlock Treatment!