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Treatment 204 – Power Rangers/Family Ties

santa-roboknightThis week, we hit that very special time of year when all of television learns the true meaning of Christmas one more time, as we deck the halls with…

Power Rangers Megaforce: The Robo Knight Before Christmas, and Family Ties: A Christmas Story!!!

Doug reminisces about Schlock Treatment technology advancements!

Kirk brings Christmas to the town of Nilbog!

Matt discovers the true greatest Christmas movie ever!

Next week: We wrap up our year’s viewings with what is surely the second greatest Christmas film of all time, Ernest Saves Christmas!!!

Treatment 155 – G.I. Joe: Cobra Claws Are Coming to Town

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We’re back and we’re still celebrating the Schlocky Holidays by continuing to talk about crazy holiday-themed TV shows of yesteryear. This week we venture into the realm of animated insanity with a G.I. Joe season 1 episode entitled…

Cobra Claws Are Coming to Town

Where to begin with this one? Any sense of logic or physics is thrown out the window as soon as the episode begins! It’s complete madness from the beginning, and it continues that way right up until the end, which is basically what made G.I. Joe cartoons in the ’80s so much fun. Plus, this time we get to enjoy the added fun of Christmas holiday elements shoehorned into what is already an over-the-top ridiculous plot.

HAVE SOME YULETIDE CHEER as special guest Robeast Rollie returns to fill in for Marc McDonald whose wherabouts are still unknown.

LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH as Doug and Matt make one observation about a minor character and run with it all the way to the land of pure comedy gold!!!

EAT ASPHALT as this episode takes a dark turn which will leave you wondering what can possibly come next!!!

As always, find G.I. Joe on Netflix Instant. You can, of course, also find our show on iTunes. Please go there and write a review. Also, be sure to subscribe so you continue to be updated with new episodes if they appear! And once again, please check out every single one of Robeast Rollie’s incredibly amusing links below:

Twitter.com/RAWisROLLIE
YouTube.com/OldPantsNewJersey
BeautyandtheRobeast.blogspot.com
PlowingMudForever.com
CatarrhClothesline.BandCamp.com
Soundcloud.com/RobeastRollie
Soundcloud.com/Leopardactyl
Soundcloud.com/SuperLeopardactyl
Leopardactyl.tumblr.com
MarthaistheOnlyOneReadingThis.tubmlr.com
GutsGutsGutsGuts.blogspot.com

NEXT WEEK: Will Schlock Treatment return? Will THE SCHLOCKIES even happen this year??? Or is this the end for our heroes? Stay tuned!!!

Treatment 154 – Knight Rider: Silent Knight

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Continuing with more Schlocky Holidays during which we spend the month of December looking at winter-holiday-themed movies and TV shows, this week we bring you a super-sized episode filled with surprises as we cover the Knight Rider season 2 episode entitled…

Silent Knight

Yep, this episode has everything you would want in a Christmas episode of Knight Rider: a gypsy boy, bank robbers in clown makeup, a very annoyed KITT, and the deliciousness of apples!

GASP as Matt returns after a long hiatus!!!

SWOON as Doug explains the best way to deal with a van full of clowns!!!

GO INTO PURSUIT MODE as special guest Robeast Rollie swoops in to replace previously scheduled guest Jonathan Valuckas, who was called away due to an urgent work matter!!!

As always, find Knight Rider on Netflix Instant. You can, of course, also find our show on iTunes. Please go there and write a review. Also, be sure to subscribe so you continue to be updated with new episodes as they appear! And finally, please check out some of Robeast Rollie’s many incredibly amusing links below:

Twitter.com/RAWisROLLIE
YouTube.com/OldPantsNewJersey
BeautyandtheRobeast.blogspot.com
PlowingMudForever.com
CatarrhClothesline.BandCamp.com
Soundcloud.com/RobeastRollie
Soundcloud.com/Leopardactyl
Soundcloud.com/SuperLeopardactyl
Leopardactyl.tumblr.com
MarthaistheOnlyOneReadingThis.tubmlr.com
GutsGutsGutsGuts.blogspot.com

NEXT WEEK: Special guest Robeast Rollie returns to help us cover G.I. Joe season 1, episode 49: Cobra Claws Are Coming to Town!!!

Treatment 153 – Jingle All the Way

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It’s the first week of December 2013 Month of Holiday Schlock and we forgot to come up with a clever name for this month. But we’re not letting that oversight dampen our holiday spirit! And neither should you! Because this week we’re covering one hell of a nutcracker of a movie.

Jingle All the Way

That’s right, it’s the Arnold Schwarzenegger sort-of-superhero sort-of-comedy movie where an all-star cast boasting such names as Sinbad and Curtis Armstrong stand in the way of one father’s quest to buy his mopey kid a crappy toy for Christmas.

JINGLE YOUR BELLS as Kirk is so out of it he decides to announce what year we are in for some reason, but he gets it completely wrong!!!

ROAST YOUR CHESTNUTS OVER AN OPEN FIRE as Doug reveals his horrifying secret about how he spent his Thanksgiving break!!!

RUN GRANDMA OVER WITH A REINDEER as special guest Abby Denson starts a flame war with next week’s guest!!!

As always, find Jingle All the Way on Netflix Instant. You can, of course, also find our show on iTunes. Please go there and write a review, thanks! Also, be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss the rest of December! And lastly but not leastly we implore you to head over to the following websites which Abby was plugging on our show. There’s some cool stuff there, so click around a while:

http://abbycomix.com

http://citysweettooth.com

NEXT WEEK: We will be joined by special guest Jonathan Valuckas to cover Knight Rider season 2, episode 12: Silent Knight!!!

Treatment 105 – He-Man & She-Ra: A Christmas Special

skeletorAnd, we’re back with yet another Christmas offering! But don’t worry, it’s not a repeat of last time’s awful Power Rangers nightmare!

This time we bring you the very best in Holiday Schlock, with another He-Man & She-Ra mashup! And while He-Man and She-Ra have top billing, the real star of this episode is our personal favorite…Skeletor!

He-Man & She-Ra: A Christmas Special

It’s a fun one, with Hordak, Skeletor, Orko and all the usual weirdness in full swing…and a bunch of sappy yuletide lessons to be learned as well! They even throw in some new toys…er…I mean characters!

FLEX… your funnybone as Marc opens the podcast hopped up on Christmas cookies!!!

SMASH… the gigantic robots of boredom as Matt introduces a new podcast, The Podcast Dudes!!! (No, not really.)

HUG… your inner snuggly, blue robot dog as Doug and Kirk discuss “deep Frenching!!!”

As always, find any movie we cover on Netflix Instant so you can watch it before listening to us rip it apart! We also found it on Amazon, and popped it into our store, for your convenience! You’re welcome! When you’re done thanking your lucky stars for us, please be sure to drop by iTunes and rate the podcast 5 stars! If you write us a review, we’ll be sure to read it on the show! THANKS!

Next Week: We round out the year with our annual wrap-up awards show, known as The Schlockies!! Brace yourself, as we  choose our favorite and least favorite films of the year!

Treatment 104 – Power Rangers/Fat Albert Christmas Specials

FatAlbertOkay, so here it is, FINALLY! Yeah, yeah, it was slightly delayed. Get over it.

Anyway, Christmas just wouldn’t be Christmas without some awful TV specials. So, we decided to dig up some of the ones available on Netflix. All we can do is say, “we’re sorry.” Well, everyone is sorry except Matt. Somehow he manages to genuinely like the most awful crap ever.

Power Rangers Samurai: Christmas Together, Friends Forever

 

The Fat Albert Christmas Special

 

We pull out the stops and bring you two horribly schlocky Christmas specials this holiday season. They’re bad for different reasons, though. You’ll have to listen to find out what they are.

JINGLE… all the way, as Kirk gets excited about Santa!!!

STUFF… your stockings, when Doug intros the episode with his usual enthusiasm!!!

LUMP…your coal into Matt‘s stocking as he get’s possessed by the spirit of Fat Albert!!!

As always, find both of these Christmas Specials on Netflix Instant! Also, please do us a Christmas solid, and drop by iTunes and rate the podcast FIVE STARS!!! If you write us a review, we’ll even make a point of reading it on the show and making fun of your awful grammar!! YAY!

Next Week: We continue the holiday cheer by bringing back a fan favorite! It’s the He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special!!!