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Treatment 190- The Karate Kid Animated Series and G.I. Joe

Karate Kid GI Joe
Sometimes they take a movie and turn it into a cartoon years later but then also other times they take a cartoon and turn it into a movie years later. They’ve done at least one of those things each with

The Karate Kid Animated Series and G.I. Joe!!

Kirk paints various objects to place them into walls!

Matt unveils his idea for a Falling Down cartoon franchise!

Doug does a Cobra Commander impression for the ages!

Next week: We venture into action of SUMMER RERUNS as we cover Magnum PI (season 2: episode 21 “The Elmo Ziller Story”) and Miami Vice (season 2: episode 11 “Back in the World”)!

Treatment 185 – The Keep

the-keep-3Welcome to Schlock Treatment 185! This week the fellows venture down, down, down, into the interminably slow…

The Keep!

This week:

Matt reveals his favorite was movie and how many ZZ Top tickets are still available!

Doug enjoys garlic, but is still a vampire!

Kirk doesn’t know, but still creates a taco mess!

Next week: We go back to the Michael Dudikoff well once again, this time with the original AMERICAN NINJA!


Treatment 173 – Big Trouble in Little China

BigMonsterHey…after last week’s betrayal we felt a little bad, so this week we’re making it up to our listeners with a classic bit of schlock! Well…it’s schlocky, but also amazing. So is it schlock? Who the fuck knows. We should probably have this figured out by now. Anyway…you’re welcome.

Big Trouble in Little China

This Week: Kirk drops an amazing Hoggle impression!! Matt talks all about Randy Quaid’s Big Weird Bankrupt Dick!!! Doug makes a bunch of references that go over Marc’s head!! And Marc is overly detailed in his monster classification system!!!

Next Time: It’s Ahnold, making his triumphant return in The Running Man!!

Treatment 172 – Master of Disguise

disguiseThis week’s episode is so masterfully disguised that you just won’t believe it! It’ll make you sick! You’ll be shattered! You’ll be saddened…by the end of our April’s Fools month!!! But, it’s not all bad, because we have a surprise guest in the form of Ralph Santiago III!!!!

The Master of Disguise

This Week: Ralph brings treats, but confesses that he didn’t watch the piece of shit movie we chose!!! Doug, shares his early experiences seeing breasts!! Kirk reveals the surprise of all surprises: that he was weird in High School (gasp)!! And Matt leaves us to go show off his impressive slacks, but not before dropping more Mrs. Mattfire references!!!

Next Week: We’re off themes and going to a classic: Big Trouble In Little China!!!

Treatment 170 – Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

ElviraApril’s Fools month continues, with the 3rd place movie from our listener poll!

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

This Week: Kirk coughs a lot, and has to leave the room due to choking!!! Doug expresses extreme revulsion toward yellow mustard!!! Matt laughs at his own jokes and thinks he’s “on fire”…several times!! Marc gives up halfway through the show and wants to throw in the towel!!!

Next Week: The Addams Family!

Treatment 169 – Airplane II: The Sequel

airplaneIIIt’s April, and that means we’re starting out our April’s Fools month! This month will be dedicated to covering your favorite comedies, all chosen by you-the-listener in the latest Schlock Treatment poll! And, in the number 4 spot, comes a (sequel to a) classic!

Airplane II: The Sequel

Pretty much the entire cast (minus Leslie Nielson) is back to make the same jokes all over again! But we’re totally okay with that! Plus, they threw in William Shatner, as a bonus! Thanks, guys who didn’t actually make the original!

This Week: Doug goes missing…AGAIN!! Kirk, shares even more embarrassing childhood anecdotes about not knowing what parts of his body were for!! Matt and Marc return to their favorite pastime: having pointless arguments about things that don’t actually matter (yes they do….no they don’t)!!

Next Week: We continue April’s Fools with number 3 in the poll winners, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark!!