Category Archives: Television

Treatment 264 – Kenny Rogers as The Gambler

http://schlocktreatment.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Treatment-264-Kenny-Rogers-as-The-Gambler.mp3Jump_into_your_s_with_an_34;actually_34;_like...Ground control, we’ve returned from orbit! We’ve woken up to a strange new world like Planet of the Apes, though! This is also a backwards, mixed up madhouse ruled by…

Kenny Rogers as The Gambler!

Matt and Doug go all in with an earth-shattering bomb!

Matt folds ’em on his new version of “The Gambler!”

Doug doubles down on ballooning!

Next week: We have a new special guest, Jessica Cole, to honor BvS when we cover Gigli!

Treatment 261 – Starflight One

starflight-one-irrflug-ins-all-100~_v-facebook1200_2d6fdaWell, it was bound to happen to us sooner or later. We lost the audio on an episode (Doug lost it, not we). Maybe this was the best week, maybe it was the best episode for it to happen. There’s a brief wrap up of the episode in the audio, mostly for some good ballooning, and what more is there to really say about…

Starflight One: The Plane That Couldn’t Land!

Matt and Doug lose an episode (DOUG lost it)!

Matt drops a ballooning so good that we had to have this wrap up!

Doug makes a true mercy ballooning!

Next week: It’s impromptu space month, sure, but there’s a little side-trip in the middle to Gremlins 2: The New Batch with Kirk and Abby!

Treatment 245 – Gotham & Kolchak the Night Stalker

skerritt kolchakMatt-and-Doug-tober has gone from the sordid world of syndicated cashing-in-on-the-name-only television to the dark underbelly of direct-to-video kids’ entertainment, and now we go to the vilest place imaginable: network TV. We’re revisiting our old buddy Carl in…

Kolchak: the Night Stalker, The Devil’s Platform

and proving you should never meet your heroes with…

Gotham: The Balloonman!

Doug accidentally triggers the banter button!

Matt rocks the greatest musical of all time!

Next week: Special guest CT of the Nerd Lunch crew joins us for what is amazingly our first Nic Cage film: Next!

Treatment 244 – Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein/The Wolfman

alvin-and-the-chipmunks-meet-the-wolfman-291598lMatt-and-Doug-tober, nee Schlocktober, nee Cool Sandwichtober, rumbles forward, showing no signs of slowing! We throw back to some old cartoon favorites this week as…

Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein and the Wolfman!

Doug howls a very important trick or treat safety tip!

Matt groans about Chipmunks continuity and Sexy Dave!

Next week: We return to spooky TV shows, in the forms of Kolchak: the Night Stalker’sThe Devil’s Platform,” and Gotham’sThe Balloonman!”

Treatment 243- Friday the 13th: The Series S1E3 / S1E12

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Welcome to Schlocktober, The Matt and Doug Show edition. Since neither Doug or Matt like Schlocktober, we’re going to to do this Cool Sandwich Bros-style. We may not even cover one horror movie the whole month. But we will be the lovable morons that you have come to love to love. We’re kicking it off with a visit to the Curious Goods Shoppe in

Friday the 13th: The Series, S1E3- Cupid’s Quiver / S1E12- Faith Healer!

 

Matt and Doug break down what may be the most creepily misogynistic episode of television ever broadcast over the airwaves!

And then some weird Cronenberg body-stuff that Matt also hates!

Next week: Schlocktober rolls on with a double-header of cartoon horror, when we cover Alvin & the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein and Alvin & the Chipmunks Meet The Wolfman!

Treatment 232- Baywatch/Baywatch Nights

hqdefaultThis week finds our heroes in the most dangerous place they’ve traveled to date: Venice Beach! The Matt and Doug Show, aka Schlock Treatment, aka the New New Rockers, aka Cool Sandwich Bros., have a lot on their plate (besides sandwiches). We’re nose-to-nose with world champion wrestlers, unfrozen viking warriors, and skin cancer when we sail to…

Baywatch & Baywatch Nights!

Matt and Doug try to puzzle out why Baywatch Nights happened!

Doug comes to the table with a new character…who should have come around the week prior!

Matt uncovers some secrets Mario Van Peebles would rather stay hidden!

Next week: Returning guest Maggie Serota wants the airwaves, baby, so The X-Files stays alive! Believe in Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose and  Bad Blood, because they’re out there!