Category Archives: Horror

Treatment 244 – Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein/The Wolfman

alvin-and-the-chipmunks-meet-the-wolfman-291598lMatt-and-Doug-tober, nee Schlocktober, nee Cool Sandwichtober, rumbles forward, showing no signs of slowing! We throw back to some old cartoon favorites this week as…

Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein and the Wolfman!

Doug howls a very important trick or treat safety tip!

Matt groans about Chipmunks continuity and Sexy Dave!

Next week: We return to spooky TV shows, in the forms of Kolchak: the Night Stalker’sThe Devil’s Platform,” and Gotham’sThe Balloonman!”

Treatment 243- Friday the 13th: The Series S1E3 / S1E12

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Welcome to Schlocktober, The Matt and Doug Show edition. Since neither Doug or Matt like Schlocktober, we’re going to to do this Cool Sandwich Bros-style. We may not even cover one horror movie the whole month. But we will be the lovable morons that you have come to love to love. We’re kicking it off with a visit to the Curious Goods Shoppe in

Friday the 13th: The Series, S1E3- Cupid’s Quiver / S1E12- Faith Healer!

 

Matt and Doug break down what may be the most creepily misogynistic episode of television ever broadcast over the airwaves!

And then some weird Cronenberg body-stuff that Matt also hates!

Next week: Schlocktober rolls on with a double-header of cartoon horror, when we cover Alvin & the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein and Alvin & the Chipmunks Meet The Wolfman!

Treatment 227 – Thinner

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 We’re early this week, you filthy, thieving, non-ethnically descriptive mooks, because of time sensitive material (see below). It’s a more star heavy guest-laden episode than the entire The New Scooby-Doo Movies combined! Join me, Abby Denson, Brian Juergens, and Jonathan Valuckas as we face the curse that is…

Thinner!

Someone earns their most pervy guest award for 2015 IMMEDIATELY (but no one is innocent)!

We reveal stacks and stacks of cultural/gender/sex shaming!

We compare and contrast the better work of almost everyone involved in this mess!

This weekend, you can find Abby and Jonathan as follows:

Abby’s at the West Hartford, CT Japan Summer Festival June 13th: http://www.abbycomix.com/blog/2015/05/20/june-13th-west-hartfords-japan-summer-festival/

Jonathan’s at Flamecom in Brooklyn, NY: http://www.valuckesque.com/news-1/2015/6/6/flamecon-at-the-grand-prospect-hall

Come out if you can, or pick up their books if not!

Next week: Matt returns, but we’re right back out on the range when we ride down Texas Rangers!

Treatment 224 – Leprechaun 4: In Space

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Space, the final frontier, and Matt and Doug have now been on a nearly five year mission. We’ve never  had a close encounter like this before, though, except that one time in the Hood. Join us as we journey beyond the rim of the starlight, as we vivisect…

Leprechaun 4: In Space!

Matt and Doug LAUNCH into tales of the days of classic rock and/or roll music!

Matt ILLUMINATES the Leprechaun to proper villainy!

Doug ROCKETS into a postulation on space princess fashions!

Next week: We’re doing it, you guys. We owe it to you, so we’re making good on last year’s promise. We’re going to watch… The Master of Disguise!

Treatment 218 – The Baby

retro4sMatt’s back from shore leave, and he’s thrown right back into the mess. The Cool Sandwich Bros are serving up something unusual this week, the meat of which was a little tougher than advertised. That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, this week’s special is…

The Baby!

Matt and Doug NURTURE the earliest roots of podcasting!

Kirk (???) ROCKS the mailbag!

Matt NURSES a fascination with a certain character’s hair!

Doug theorizes the BIRTH of the men’s rights movement!

Next week: Now that The Baby’s been put to bed, things lighten up considerably around here. If Matt can brave the body change horror field, Doug can finally give Michael J. Fox another chance. Joan Jett may soften the blow, because we’re headed for the Light of Day!

Treatment 217 – A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge

Jesse n' GradyIt’s a week of firsts here on Schlock Treatment, as the Matt and Doug Show is just the Doug Show. Luckily, City Sweet Tooth’s Abby Denson was on deck to bail us out and bring aboard our new friend, Brian Juergens of Campblood.org! Abby specifically chose Brian for his extensive knowledge of this week’s Treatment…

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge!

Abby BURNS with curiosity on jock straps!

Brian drops RAZOR sharp commentary on where this film stands in the gay horror pantheon!

Doug SLICES through his picks on this season’s bracket!

Next week: Matt returns to reform the New New Rockers, and we go back to our regularly scheduled broadcast of The Baby!