Category Archives: Horror

Treatment 268 – The Night Strangler

tumblr_nd8gunTYeF1u0hbawo1_500This is it–the thrilling conclusion of Schlock Treatment! For this momentous occasion, we’re all gathered together one last time, armed with our every callback, to search for…

The Night Strangler!

Marc Googles monster truck drivers (also named Marc McDonald!)!

Kirk starts a controversial Tide campaign!

Matt finds one final pronunciation to needle Marc over!

Doug launches our final balloon!

Next week: Nothing! We’re done. Our thanks to all who listened to this podcast, shared it, and wrote to us about how it has affected you and your lives. You guys are the absolute best.

Cheers,

Marc, Doug, Kirk and Matt

Treatment 262 – Gremlins 2: The New Batch

flicks_couch1-2_10We had a minor mishap on the last episode (DOUG lost it), but by a strange stroke of fortune we had an ace-in-the-hole for the same week. We finally got it together to record outside the hallowed halls of Schlock Industries to take a stab at…

Gremlins 2: The New Batch!

Abby makes the hard choices in pests!

Kirk takes a dump on Trump!

Doug nominates Gremlins 2 for an Oscar!

Next week: Space month continues with one of the more questionable entries into the James Bond canon: Moonraker!

Treatment 251 – The Visitor

800__the_visitor_04_blu-ray__blu-ray_We’re over the quarter-centennial mark, and beaming back from that distant cloud. The Myspace Boys get biblical, or mystical, or confused anyway, when we welcome…

THE VISITOR!

Doug crosses the Taylor-to-Taylor-to-Taylor bridge!

Matt pitches a whole new kind of Gillman show!

Next week: The After Movie Diner’s Jon Cross stops by to help us do a slightly (slightly) more traditional take on Christmas, the Hulk Hogan’s Santa with Muscles!

Treatment 249- Monster Squad

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We are at episode 249, people! One classic episode away from hitting 250. Over five years of work have gone into this trash heap. And like your uncle hitting the Gibley’s Gin at noon on an empty stomach before the turkey is served, the Myspace Boys return to ruin another childhood favorite…

MONSTER SQUAD!

Matt cannot stand the antici………………….

Doug tries to figure out Rudy’s motivation for wanting to hang out with kids well younger than he is.

Plus Matt and Doug unveil the newest iteration of WHO WOULD YOU BALLOON!

Next week: The entire original cast of Schlock Treatment (Kirk, Marc, Doug, Matt) unite for the 250 extravaganza to bring down David Bowie’s junks in Labyrinth.

……..pation for 250!

Treatment 248 – Gremlins

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Like your drunken parents fighting over grandma’s casual racism at the Thanksgiving table, we’re back to ruin more of your fondest memories*! This week’s targets include DM(X), Myspace, Balloonman, your childhood, and of course…

GREMLINS!

Matt critiques high school Gremlin studies!

Doug shares his own microwave horror story!

Matt and Doug mete out justice in a new regular segment!

Next week: The creature carnage of Gremlins flows over into The Monster Squad!

*Void in Canada, where Thanksgiving is held in the wrong month.

Treatment 245 – Gotham & Kolchak the Night Stalker

skerritt kolchakMatt-and-Doug-tober has gone from the sordid world of syndicated cashing-in-on-the-name-only television to the dark underbelly of direct-to-video kids’ entertainment, and now we go to the vilest place imaginable: network TV. We’re revisiting our old buddy Carl in…

Kolchak: the Night Stalker, The Devil’s Platform

and proving you should never meet your heroes with…

Gotham: The Balloonman!

Doug accidentally triggers the banter button!

Matt rocks the greatest musical of all time!

Next week: Special guest CT of the Nerd Lunch crew joins us for what is amazingly our first Nic Cage film: Next!