Category Archives: Guest Contributions

Treatment 267 – Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

thunderdome3And now, back to our regularly scheduled countdown to the end of days. We welcome back, for one last appearance, podcast favorite Abby Denson! Speaking of the end, we wander into the pocky-lips this week as we venture to…

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome!

Abby discusses amorous amusement park ride preferences (perv guest of 2016)!

Matt relives the horror’s of the electrified cage match!

Doug blows Mel Gibson’s master (blaster) plan wide open!

Next week: The boys are back together! Marc and Kirk come back for the big finale, Kolchak in The Night Strangler!

Treatment 266 – Gigli

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The great lost episode comes around after all, as we welcome Jessica Cole to the podcast! She forces us to tackle one of the all-time horror shows of cinema, the legendary pile that is…

Gigli!

Doug determines which names are no longer relevant!

Jessica comes loaded with director Martin Brest trivia!

We clearly needed a few drinks to even record talking about this, and go to great lengths to talk about pretty much anything but Gigli (rhymes with ‘really’)!

Next week: We welcome back, for one final appearance, Abby Denson to wander into the wasteland of Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome!

Treatment 265 – The Guest

14JPSTEVEN3-articleLargeThe countdown to the end was interrupted, but now it’s back on! Gigli will happen soon, but we soldiered on this week with a favorite podcast guest, who has ironically chosen to cover…

The Guest!

Matt and Maggie confuse Doug with reality TV talk!

Maggie and Doug confuse Matt with Downton Abbey talk!

Doug and Matt confuse Maggie with Balloonman talk!

Next week: We’ll give this Gigli bullshit another try!

Treatment 262 – Gremlins 2: The New Batch

flicks_couch1-2_10We had a minor mishap on the last episode (DOUG lost it), but by a strange stroke of fortune we had an ace-in-the-hole for the same week. We finally got it together to record outside the hallowed halls of Schlock Industries to take a stab at…

Gremlins 2: The New Batch!

Abby makes the hard choices in pests!

Kirk takes a dump on Trump!

Doug nominates Gremlins 2 for an Oscar!

Next week: Space month continues with one of the more questionable entries into the James Bond canon: Moonraker!

Psst! Hey! Watch this thing!

Well, we’ve talked about it on the show before, I’veĀ gone on other podcasts to promote it, but it’s never actually been posted to the Schlock page… until now! Here’s the first scene of

Juan Johnson and the Warriors of Magic Time: Showdown in the Desert of Doom!

Doug and I wrote it. I spent years animating it. And it’s not even done yet! This is only the first scene! Later scenes will include the voices of some of your favorite podcasters (Matt, Doug, and Marc, to name a just a few), so get excited now because the final episode will probably be done in as little as 10 years from now!
OK, enough jibber jabber. Enjoy the cartoon, you ding dongs.
<3,
Kirk

Treatment 242 – Rocky IV

screenshot32606This week, we hit the ring with some very special guests! There was no other way to close out the knockdown, drag-out bout that was Stallonetember than to bring in Maggie Serota and Danielle Henderson and go mano a mano with…

Rocky IV!

Danielle lives out loud and reveals a shocking tattoo!

Maggie gets spiritual with Rocky, and Matt learns the meaning of Christmas!

Doug sends a special message to Mr. Gorbachev!

Next week: Stallonetember, AKA the best month in history, is behind us, and Schlocktober kicks in! You’ve heard us talk about this series, and next week we get into it: Friday the 13th! We’re recovering episodes Cupid’s Quiver and Faith Healer!