Category Archives: Comedy

Treatment 65 – Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo

Do you feel it? Do you feel the beat? Is it moving through you? Does it make you want to move your feet? Well, we do…boy do we feel the beat. Man…can barely keep from dancing, what with that beat.

Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo

Yes, it’s probably the single most famous sequel (at least for the title) of all time! If you grew up in the 80s, you saw this movie. You probably thought Ozone and Turbo were cool, too. We are naturally here to shatter that illusion. It’s what we do.

POP… to the amazing rhymes and beat-boxing of Matt “O-Ring” Ringler, as he freestyles about the movie!!!

LOCK… your door, so you can dance like an idiot and won’t have to worry about someone walking in on you!!!

GIVE… up on Marc, Doug, and Matt as they ramble aimlessly around the plot of this film, and end up talking about Die Hard!!!

Netflix, has Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo available to stream, which is all part of our master plan to allow you to watch this film all over again! It’s not streaming on Amazon, but you can find a link to the DVD in our store! Also, be sure to subscribe to the podcast on iTunes, drop us a 5 star rating, or write us a review!

Next Week: We change gears to cover a classic piece of schlock, Death Race 2000!!!

Treatment 35 -Howard the Duck

We’re better late than never, this week, as we roll in at the last minute (or past the last minute) with the latest episode. Yes, there were slight technical difficulties in getting this episode edited and posted…namely that my computer exploded. The good news is that I now have a new and improved computer, and we’re back in business! Thanks for your patience.

This week we welcome our first ever special guest star!! WOW! Our guest is none other than fellow podcaster, and host of the RS3Feed podcast, Ralph Santiago III (get it? R.S. III?) Ralph brings a killer sense of humor, a keen eye for schlock, and a penchant for puerile jokes and lewd humor! He’s a perfect addition to the Schlock Treatment panel! Since he’s the guest, we gave him the choice of film, and he chose:

Howard the Duck

Yes, George Lucas casts his dark shadow over the world of comic book films, too! And he does it with the help of Lea Thompson, Jeffery Jones, and Tim Robbins!

GAPE… as Matt mercilessly cracks pedophile jokes about Jeffery Jones!!!

SHRIEK… as Doug and Ralph discuss the finer points of women’s undergarments and pubic hair-styling!!!

QUACK UP… as Ralph, Kirk, Matt, and Marc try to out-pun each other!!!

You can find Howard the Duck streaming on Netflix, as usual. You can also check out our store, to find it on DVD and available to for instant rental and download from Amazon. Watch it at your own risk, and then subscribe to the podcast to join the fun!

Next Week’s Treatment: Pray for Death starring Sho Kosugi!!

Treatment 20 -Hercules Against Karate

We’re back after a minor hiatus! There was some difficulty in my getting access to the internets, what with my recent move and all. So, apologies for that. But don’t worry, because we’re taking steps to make big improvements to the podcast!

And we’re starting the improvements with this episode by having me (Marc) talk less!!! Yeah, I didn’t really get to watch this week’s treatment. It’s called Hercules Against Karate, or Mr. Hercules Against Karate, or Ultimate Pain…depending on who you ask. It stars nobody. It has slapstick humor and kung fu.

BOGGLE… as Matt explains his profound love of this movie!!!

LISTEN… as Kirk leafs through his countless notes in vain!!!

GROAN… as Marc still manages to blabber on, despite not really having seen this flick!!!

As usual, the episode is available from Netflix. It may also be available, via Amazon digital download. Check our store for a link. I just checked, it’s not. Anyhoo, it’s definitely on Netflix. So, watch this horrible film and come back and check out our podcast for our takedown of it!