Category Archives: Action and Adventure

Treatment 257 – Masters of the Universe

Skeletor and the Curious QuartetThis was a big one–we needed a hand with a project this sizable. We’re joined once again by our old friend and future Schlock Treatment Hall-of-Famer, Kirk Howle! (He has experience with this sort of thing, you know.) This week, we travel to a strange dimension, one of goofy sights and terrible sounds, as we try to determine just who are the…

Masters of the Universe!

Matt delves too deeply in Marc’s psyche!

Kirk says the weirdest stuff!

Doug shares an important health tip on smoking!

Next week: We look at a lesser Gotham superhero when we visit Catwoman!

Treatment 256- Cradle 2 the Grave

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Matt and Doug, Doug and Matt. The MySpace Boyz r back one month into the New Year to finally cover this movie they said they’d cover six weeks ago:

Cradle 2 the Grave!

Doug unveils his most incredible character yet: Inspector Gadget as played by Dennis Farina!

Matt updates the fans on what he’s been up to the last four weeks including the Horse Drowning League All-Star game!

Next time: We’re joined by the old third-wheel Kirk Howle to cover the Dolph Lundgren / Courteney Cox classic Masters of the Universe.

Treatment 255 and a 1/2 – Ninja III: the Marcination

ninja-III-the-marcination-exorcismIn the middle of our last episode, our own former Marc McDonald popped in for a brief conversation. Here’s that bit of discussion of Ninja III: the Domination, the first movie deserving of two posts since She. No full episode this week, but we’ll return next week with our regularly scheduled programming.

Treatment 255 – Ninja III: The Domination

Ninja-III-Domination-1984We’re back after a three-week dry spell for this first podcast of 2016! Matt could unfortunately not join us, but we called in a pair of big guns for backup. A couple of regulars and old friends stop by to help us stand up to…

Ninja III: The Domination!

Abby picks up on the litany  of Golan-Globus’ “influences” behind their choices!

Marcus finds the scene that Roman Polanski ripped off from Ninja III!

Doug reminisces on days spent at the sword store!

Next time: No show next week again, but then we’ll get to the DMX classic, Cradle 2 the Grave!

Treatment 252- Santa With Muscles

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Mr. Podcast himself, Jon Cross, from The After Movie Diner comes by to discuss the Wolf of Wall Street produced, Hulk Hogan starring, Mila Kunis-introducing 1996 Christmas classic

SANTA WITH MUSCLES!

Doug explains many jokes!

Matt uncovers the unfair treatment of Garrett Moris!

Jon loves this movie!

Next week: We’re moving on with the Christmas spirit with Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas!

Psst! Hey! Watch this thing!

Well, we’ve talked about it on the show before, I’ve gone on other podcasts to promote it, but it’s never actually been posted to the Schlock page… until now! Here’s the first scene of

Juan Johnson and the Warriors of Magic Time: Showdown in the Desert of Doom!

Doug and I wrote it. I spent years animating it. And it’s not even done yet! This is only the first scene! Later scenes will include the voices of some of your favorite podcasters (Matt, Doug, and Marc, to name a just a few), so get excited now because the final episode will probably be done in as little as 10 years from now!
OK, enough jibber jabber. Enjoy the cartoon, you ding dongs.
<3,
Kirk