Category Archives: The 2000s

Treatment 266 – Gigli

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The great lost episode comes around after all, as we welcome Jessica Cole to the podcast! She forces us to tackle one of the all-time horror shows of cinema, the legendary pile that is…

Gigli!

Doug determines which names are no longer relevant!

Jessica comes loaded with director Martin Brest trivia!

We clearly needed a few drinks to even record talking about this, and go to great lengths to talk about pretty much anything but Gigli (rhymes with ‘really’)!

Next week: We welcome back, for one final appearance, Abby Denson to wander into the wasteland of Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome!

Treatment 259- Æon Flux

Mrs FrizzleImpromptu superheroes month continues! We’re drinking from pools of Liquid Television this week, to bring you the big-screen adaptation of a freaky futuristic spy story…

Æon Flux!

Matt & Doug bring families together!

Matt finds some serious holes in Charlize Theron’s career!

Doug club-remixes the opening theme!

Next week: We’re (probably) rounding out superhero month with Sam Raimi’s Darkman!

Treatment 258 – Catwoman

Cbi8KqqVAAEyUkNLast week’s He-Man retroactively started an impromptu month or so of superhero movies. We’ll do that sometimes. The second week, though, is a real third tier take on a top level supervillain, presented here as maybe the hero? Anyway, we’re taking down the last eight lives of…

Catwoman!

Matt and Doug work on new intros to the podcast and trailer sections!

Matt nails the director’s inspiration for the film’s direction!

Doug finds the creators’ one and only source of Catwoman knowledge!

Next week: Our semi-feminist superhero streak continues with cartoon come to life, the futuristic Aeon Flux!

Treatment 256- Cradle 2 the Grave

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Matt and Doug, Doug and Matt. The MySpace Boyz r back one month into the New Year to finally cover this movie they said they’d cover six weeks ago:

Cradle 2 the Grave!

Doug unveils his most incredible character yet: Inspector Gadget as played by Dennis Farina!

Matt updates the fans on what he’s been up to the last four weeks including the Horse Drowning League All-Star game!

Next time: We’re joined by the old third-wheel Kirk Howle to cover the Dolph Lundgren / Courteney Cox classic Masters of the Universe.

Treatment 246- Next

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Because Matt and Doug hate Schlocktober, we reserve the right to pause it at any given moment. So it is a happy coincidence that CT of  Nerd Lunch finally made his way to New York and headed down to Schlock Treatment headquarters to join us for the Nic Cage time-bending, Philip K. Dick based…

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CT joins us for the first time!

Kirk is back!

Doug poses his Unified Theory of Nicolas Cage in Las Vegas Movies!

Matt talks about how he invented trolling in an AOL dos chatroom.

Next week: For November. we’re determined to destroy your childhood just like your family does over the Thanksgiving dinner table…ONE CLASSIC MOVIE AT A TIME. First up, we’re going after the very topical Back to the Future starring Michael J Fox and Christopher Lloyd.

Treatment 244 – Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein/The Wolfman

alvin-and-the-chipmunks-meet-the-wolfman-291598lMatt-and-Doug-tober, nee Schlocktober, nee Cool Sandwichtober, rumbles forward, showing no signs of slowing! We throw back to some old cartoon favorites this week as…

Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein and the Wolfman!

Doug howls a very important trick or treat safety tip!

Matt groans about Chipmunks continuity and Sexy Dave!

Next week: We return to spooky TV shows, in the forms of Kolchak: the Night Stalker’sThe Devil’s Platform,” and Gotham’sThe Balloonman!”