The “Schlockies”

A random award we made up for our Year in Review/ New Year’s special, in which we name our picks for the winner of several categories in Schlock Treatment annals. Categories include:

Best Schlock: Awarded to the movie that was the most fun to watch, while still being really and truly terrible!

Worst Crapfest: Awarded to the movie that was the absolute worst with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Best Performance in a Schlock Film: Awarded to the Actor or Actress with the best performance in a schlock film.

Worst Performance in a Schlock Film: Awarded to the Actor or Actress with the most painful, poorly acted, or lifeless performance in a schlock film.

Ultimate ERJ Award Winner: Awarded to the Actor/Actress or character who, of all the year’s ERJ Award recipients, annoyed beyond all others.