This week finds the whole Schlock Treatment gang together again! Reunited and it feels so good! But don’t worry, it all falls apart pretty quickly, with penis shaming, yelling about ” yes anding,” and willful grossing out! The good news is that the movie is a cinematic classic (though still pretty schlocky)!
Charlton Heston finally gets his due, as we discuss his scene-chewing performance, Linda Harrison, and the plot of this very confusing flick!
CRASH… into us, as we talk about penises, Dolph Lundgren‘s cum, and eating out decaying corpses!!!
ESCAPE… from your troubles, when we discuss mix tapes, geography, and relativity!!!!
CRY OUT IN ANGUISH… when the show features ten minutes of vamping about Mathlock!!!
You can watch Planet of the Apes on Netflix Instant for the moment. It holds up, so check it out! If you like our show, please write us a review on iTunes, and be sure to favorite us on Stitcher! Then make sure to subscribe for the next episode, since we decided to do a bunch of monkey movies (for no real reason)!
Next Treatment: Join us in two weeks (we’re taking a week off) when we continue our ape/monkey theme by watching the 70s remake of King Kong!!