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Treatment 118 – Black Dog

MeatloafGunSometimes a movie is a bit like a computer generated household pet that waits until you are fatigued, unable to concentrate, bleary-eyed, a little bit gassy, and just hanging on for dear life to run at you on a dark night, leap 40 feet through the air, and crash headlong into your face in a pile of razor-sharp teeth and icky drool. This is one of those movies.

Black Dog

Swayze is back, and puffier than ever! He’s also down on his luck, because he’s haulin’ a load of porcelain buses and guns. Also, he might end up in jail…again! Did I mention the evil ghostly dog that’s attacking him on the highway? Also…and worst of all…Meatloaf is chasing after him, spewing Bible verses! The HORROR!

FLOOR IT… when Doug and Kirk talk all about jacking loads!!!

CRANK THE WHEEL… when we end up discussing listener HotCoffeeLawsuit and his Schlock Treatment March Madness bracket thingamajigger!!!

SLAM THE BRAKES… as Matt and Marc consider having a Jerk-Off!!!

As always, Black Dog is on Netflix instant watch. We apologize, if you end up watching it. But after you do that: are you an iTunes user? Have you written a review for the podcast on there? Well DO EEET!!!! Or, if you’re a Stitcher Radio user, be sure to add us to your favorites and thumb us up, or whatever! There’s a link to the right. THANKS!

NEXT WEEK: It’s Easter (or thereabouts) and we have special guest Therese Mahler of WFMU joining us to talk musicals, hippies, and (probably) our first Oscar nominated film! It’s Jesus Christ Superstar!

 

5 thoughts on “Treatment 118 – Black Dog”

  1. HEY HEY RINGLER SAID THE WAY YOU MOVE GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT GONNA MAKE YOU DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN GROOVE BECAUSE IN ADDITION TO YOUR OTHER FAULTS WHICH ARE TOO MYRIAD TO MENTION IN THIS THREAD YOU ARE NOT AN ACCOMPLISHED DANCER

  2. It is worth an explanation as to what happened at the end of this episode. A couple of weeks ago Doug and I discovered that the garbage can we throw our notes into at the end of the show is magical and when we put our notes into it, the pieces of paper slide down the garbage bag really slowly for an extended amount of time. This amuses Doug and I and causes no harm to anyone else in the world.

    This week when I went to throw the notes away and get my 5 seconds of garbage can happiness, the garbage can had been moved away from Doug and I, over to Marc’s side of the room, where he put a chair over the top of it and then his bag on top of the chair. Not only did he ruin the fun but then went on Twitter to say doing this was one of his favorite parts of the podcast ever. Marc = Biggest Jerk Off & BRING BACK THE MAGIC GARBAGE CAN.

    1. Actually, I try to faithfully end the show, and herd the cats that are my podcasting brothers, here, and all I get is interrupted by fourth grade snickering as a piece of paper slides down a garbage can. Then, before you know it, Kirk is completely distracted too (let’s face it, he’s easily mislead) and soon Matt the class clown, Doug the second banana, and Kirk their audience, are all over the place as I try to read a synopsis to some dumbass movie.

      But, as he said, totally harmless.

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