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Treatment 117 – Spellcaster

PaintingMonsterIs it the 80s? Is it the 90s? Is it a vehicle for a washed-up rocker? Or is it a shitty movie with a 5 minute cameo from a washed-up rocker who was doing the film-makers a favor by even appearing?

Spellcaster

Adam Ant makes his Schlock Treatment debut (lucky him) in this intensely schlocky bit of 90s horror cinema that feels decidedly 80s. Bunty Bailey makes an appearance as well, as though someone should know who she is. She was in the Ah-Ha video, in case you’re wondering. Also, keep an eye out for the old Edwardian gas mask guy from She.

DANCE… your best interpretive dance, as Marc and Matt discuss the art of spellcasting through dance!!!

TEASE…your way through the “Next Week’s Movie” segment, as it keeps dangling temptation in front of you and then snatching it away!!!

DRINK…yourself to oblivion to get over the constant abuse being hurled by the members of this freakin’ podcast!!!

Spellcaster is available streaming on Netflix, and you can find it in parts on YouTube. Also, be sure to check us out on iTunes to write the podcast a review, or head to Stitcher and favorite us!

Next Week: We’re covering Lone Wolf McQuaid Hard Target The Hunted Death Wish Black Dog, with Patrick Swayze and Meatloaf!!!

7 thoughts on “Treatment 117 – Spellcaster”

  1. Oh boy, a Swayze movie next week, surely it will be handled with the tact and grace that the fallen king of dirty dancing deserves… Also, I proudly cast my vote for Pootie Tang.

  2. It’s nice to see Ghost Dad crack the Top 4. I worked at a theatre the year that came out. I remember it was pretty jam-packed the opening Saturday and then literally by Sunday afternoon there was not a single person going into that thing. I think we ended up dropping it by the next week. Also, it’s worse than Leonard Part 6.

    Also also, I AM NOT A SLACK JAWED IDIOT RINGLER YOU ARE A SLACK JAWED IDIOT ALSO YOU ARE A HEMORRHOIDAL INFRASTRUCTURE. LOOK AT ME MY NAME IS MATT RINGLER I AM A POOPFACE WHO LIKES TO SMELL HIS OWN POOPS BECAUSE I AM MADE OF POOP

  3. I’m considering pulling a Doug Frye and voting for Pootie Tang from every device and pc I can. Any chance to vote for Pootie Tang is a vote well cast.

  4. Sooooooooo ….. Adam Ant .. the lady in two A-Ha videos in crappy movie about people in an Italian castle who are on a scavenger hunt and a demon or something is released … sounds like a can’t miss plot idea …. I may watch it sometime this year

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