A shortage of Christmas schlock meant that we needed to take a chance and try something different. Did our gamble pay off? Did we stumble on a gem? Or did we get the curved end of the candy cane?
Gotta listen to find out!
We have kids in purple underwear, naked old guys (by the dozen), and some kind of obsession with gingerbread men in this week’s film. Tone-wise it’s all over the map, and it very nearly leaves us all speechless, as we struggle to describe what exactly was going on in this one. It features a bunch of Norwegians…or Fins…or Swedes. Hell, not really sure. Be prepared to read some subtitles, is all.
BE NAUGHTY… as the guys discuss the horror that is dickbeard!!!
BE NICE… and don’t act like Kirk, as he makes several jokes that bomb….again!!!
BEAT YOUR CHILDREN… to ensure their safety from monsters, as this movie seems to advocate!!!
Rare Exports is available streaming on Netflix Instant, as usual. We also found it available for digital rental from Amazon! You can find the link to that and the DVD in our store. Also, be sure to head over to iTunes and write a review for the podcast! We love ’em! We even read them on the show! DO IT NOW!
Next Week: We continue the Christmas festivities with a couple TV holiday specials! It’s a Power Rangers Christmas Special (already regretting this one), followed by The Fat Albert Christmas Special!! HEY HEY HEY!!