Treatment 102 – Jack Frost

Happy Holidays, and Merry Christmas and all that jazz!

It’s that time of year, the time when we desperately try to find holiday-themed schlock, and find out that there isn’t much out there that fills the bad-but-still-entertaining category that schlock requires! We’re trying, and in this case failing.

Jack Frost

It’s all about a killer snowman bent on making crass non-jokes and breaking as many laws of physics as possible, in this pathetic excuse for a holiday horror entry! There’s awful fake snow, pathetic excuses for snowmen, a town full of morons, and some carrot rape, to boot! Yay?

MELT…your heart, as you listen to Doug talk all about non-jokes passed off as jokes!!!

SHIVER…as Kirk sings his favorite song about Wookiee grooming!!!

UM…MISTLETOE…the party line as Marc tries desperately to understand why the kid in this film is treated like he’s three!!!

Jack Frost is available to stream instantly on Netflix, if you feel like ruining Christmas. So, be sure to watch that one! Also, be sure to check us out on iTunes, and drop us a 5 star rating for the podcast!! Then be sure to subscribe for next week’s episode, as we continue with the holiday cheer!

NEXT WEEK: We get weird and Icelandic, or something, as we cover the surreal Christmas film, Rare Exports!

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