Week two of Schlocktober doesn’t quite pounce on you.
Nah, week two is more like you drove nearby, and the road signs were misleading, and even though you really, really, really, didn’t want to go there, it seems like every turn you took just resulted in you heading right smack-dab into the middle of it. Okay, I might be laboring that point a bit.
So, thanks to netflix pulling Silver Bullet out from under us, we are forced to cover this film as the 1st runner up! Hooray? Anyhoo, it’s full of creepy children (is there any other kind?), incompetent doctors (ditto), and Ralph Bakshiesque demons! Also Linda Hamilton before she was a badass in T2.
HARVEST… a huge handful of candy, as the guys eat sugary sweets very close to the mics (again)!!!
PLANT… the seeds of doubt, when Matt tries to feed a line of BS all about how he watched every Children of the Corn sequel!!!
SLASH & BURN… your fields to ensure proper nutrient density in the soil, and maybe engage in some crop rotation while you’re at it!!!
Children of the Corn is available (currently) to watch on Netflix Instant!! You can also find it in our store, since Amazon is streaming it for free for Prime members!! Oh yeah, and the DVD is in there too. Also, be sure to head to iTunes and write us a review that complains about Matt! Then be sure to subscribe to the podcast for next week’s episode!
Next Treatment: Schlocktober week 3 is featuring The Stuff!!!