Treatment 34 -Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the movies…

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

This film is like an uneasy feeling while swimming in the ocean. Then it’s like something brushing against your leg. And then it’s like having a pair of 100-foot jaws close over your head. In other words, it’s starts out with a mix light tension and boredom, followed by overkill. This film stars the ever-grinning John Barrowman, of Torchwood fame, and a large number of people whose names end with a “v.” It features ridiculous amounts of pointless sexual banter between male characters, a shark that swallows boats (and jet-skis) whole, and the world’s most direct (and hilarious) pick-up line.

SWIM… through several minutes of inane rambling about Dr. Who, even though Doug is the only one who has really watched it!!!

FLOUNDER…. in the eddies of juvenile sexual humor, as we discuss the film’s famous pickup line!!!

DROWN… in pointless plot-holes, weird accents, and bad process-shots as we try to make sense of a film that really is only about seeing a shark swallow a boat!!!

All this plus Andy Rooney (no, not really) on this week’s Shlock Treatment! Find Shark Attack 3: Megalodon on Netflix Instant, or on YouTube! We also have the DVD in our store, so have a watch, and then listen to the show!

Also, be sure to subscribe the podcast and check us out next week when we’ll feature our first guest-host ever, Mr.┬áRalph Santiago from the RS3 FEED podcast! We gave him the option of choosing the treatment so…

Prescription for next week: Howard the Duck

One thought on “Treatment 34 -Shark Attack 3: Megalodon”

  1. Not only was Treatment 34 hilarious, it also cured my hangover. I may be the only person on earth to associate “Shark Attack 3” with LOSING a headache.

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