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Treatment 9 – Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys

A little carol for our listeners…

Here we come a-wassailing
Amongst the crappy schlock;
Here we go a screaming
Our eyes so wide with shock.

Shock at how bad this week’s film is, that is.

Yes, the season of giving is upon us! As we sip our spiced drinks, and snuggle warmly to our MP3 players, we here at Schlock Treatment offer our listeners this humble gift of….

Puppet Master Vs. Demonic Toys

Sorry…it was sort of a last minute thing. All the shops were closed. It was the only thing we could find at the convenience store…well, it was this or getting everyone some jerky and a bottle of anti-freeze.

So, if you were foolish enough to watch this film, do please enjoy our Treatment for what we’re mostly agreed is the worst film we’ve discussed so far.

NESTLE…all snug in your wee little beds, as Kirk serenades us with Christmas cheer!!!

SPRING…to the window and throw open the sash for some fresh air, as we reveal the rotten stench of this film!!!

EXCLAIM…as you wish you were out of sight of Cory Feldman’s horrible performance!

All this, plus your assignment for NEW YEARS on this week’s Schlock Treatment! Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

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