That’s one of the tag lines from this week’s Treatment, Dollman, starring Tim Thomerson.
It’s yet another franchise from Full Moon Entertainment about a tough-as-nails cop from another planet when ends up pursuing a fugitive through some kind of dimensional portal or wormhole or something, and landing on Earth. Only one problem, he’s 1/6th the size of the people of Earth. Let’s just say that when it comes to battling Earth criminals, he’s got a really big problem!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!1! (groan!!)
Yes, jokes like that are begging to be made in this film, though somehow get mostly avoided. It’s like the writers set up a long and involved joke, and never got to the punchline!
HEAR…Doug and Marc argue about whether this film is parody or just plain bad!!
FEEL…the joy of hearing the mathematics of scale discussed in painful detail!!
SHIVER…in cathartic joy, as Doug reveals his pick for this film’s ERJ Award winner!!
All this on this our second Treatment in the 2010 holiday lineup for Schlock Treatment!