This week, we watched New Year’s Evil, an 80s slasher that brings us death by bag of weed, and Fonzie’s girlfriend, among other things. We follow our insightful analysis of that film with our first annual SCHLOCKIES! Yes, we reveal our choices for the ‘Ultimate ERJ Award’, the ‘Best/Worst Actors in a Schlock Film’, ‘Worst Crapfest’, and ‘Best Schlock!’
THRILL…as Marc flubs the opening!!!
GASP…as Doug reinforces our hypothesis about his Dollman-crush!!!
WONDER…as Kirk reveals his secret admiration for characters who just don’t care about anything!!!
Happy New Year, everyone!