It’s the 80s, the decade of bad taste, and a movie that begins with the promise of awesome ninja action only manages to deliver a goofy lineup of weird techniques, weirder thugs, and unlikely martial masters. That and bland architectural styling.
THRILL…as we analyze the art of ninja camouflage!!
GASP IN AMAZEMENT….as we talk frankly about the post-mortem coital lock!!
LAUGH…as we heap scorn upon ninja ultra-preparedness!!
This episode is a long one, almost as long as the actual movie! So, settle in with a box of popcorn, and enjoy this weeks Schlock Treatment!